Each year I like to spend 40 days sacrificing my worst enemy and my best friend: Junk food. This satanic source of junk food ecstasy is always there for me through thick and thin. But today, I will block his phone number, change the locks to all the doors in my stomach and eat……healthy… *shudders* Here is the video:

Day one and you would figure that I would be off to a great start and feel confident, but I have a freezer with ice cream in it and a root beer float in the fridge. So no matter which refrigerator door I open, I’m taunted by these satanic tools of sugary goodness. My food closet even slaps me in the face with the beautiful scent of cinnamon toast crunch, pleasuring my nose with each wiff.

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